NO, YOU SHUT UP

OMG, Cutest Coffee Shop!

This genius decided to get on her phone while in line at MY coffee shop, order, pay, then dress her coffee all the while yelling "OMG, I'm in the cutest coffee shop right now it's so quiet and quaint, you have to check it out, YES! I'll totally be there at 4pm today, wear the scandalous outfit for sure, I'm wearing this one that makes my boobs look great...no YOU always look great...(more absurdity continued)". ...Uh, really, thanks for the info? The hipster behind the counter almost strangled her.